Sheriffs of Nothing
The townsfolk say you’ve been naughty ’round these parts and the Sheriffs of Nothing, Ella Jones and Omar Rihani, are keeping you in the lockup until you change your wicked ways. Your punishment is one hour of listening to them yap about whatever they please; from Reddit stories to true crime, philosophy to smash or pass with historical figures and/or pirates. You never know what you’re going to get! Tune in desperados, if you dare, for a wild ride through the unpredictable and entertaining minds of Sheriff Ella and Sheriff Omar – it’s a podcast experience you won’t want to escape! **New Episode every Wednesday at 5 pm AEST!**
Episodes
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
In this unexpectedly heated episode of Sheriffs of Nothing, the sheriffs discuss which popular troubadours and trouveres are simply a victim of circumstance to nasty relational affairs, and which are the common denominator of their failure in the pursuit of love? Will the sheriffs remain friends or will Taylor Swift tear them apart? Enter the lock this week to find out!
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
In the dimly lit confines of the lockup's backroom, Sheriff Omar "The Omen" Rihani and Sheriff Ella "Peacemaker" Jones huddle over stacks of dusty files, the air heavy with the aroma of stale coffee and lingering mysteries. In this riveting episode, the dynamic duo embark on a journey through the chilling corridors of unsolved crimes, armed only with their wits and a knack for trading wisecracks. But as they sift through the clues and red herrings, one question lingers in the air: Will they ever crack these cold cases wide open, or are some mysteries destined to remain forever shrouded in shadows? Enter the lockup this week to find out.
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
In this episode, the sheriffs need to decide the outcome of some high-profile fights, MMA gorillas vs the animal kingdom, Deadpool vs Stitch, and even the legendary clash between 'my' and Pete's dad. Who will come out victorious? Who's fated Sheriffs of Nothing™ manifestations will come true? Enter the lockup this week to find out!
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
In this episode, the sheriffs return to their favourite subreddit, to faithfully enact the justice system and condemn those disgraceful Reddit assholes who dare show their faces in this part of town. In topics ranging from passenger princesses to flatmates trimming their nethers with the kitchen scissors, tune in to discover the verdict the law hath befallen.
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
In this episode, the sheriffs are joined by special guest, artist Jesse Heriot, as they discuss the scariest stories, the ghostliest of gags, and the creepiest of chronicles they found on Ye Olde Reddit. Will they be able to stick to their guns or be haunted by turbulent tangents? Enter the lockout this week to find out!
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
In this ripper of an episode, the sheriffs wrangle with the ever-evolving landscape of family vlogging, shining the spotlight on none other than the Klem family. Join the banter as they dissect the ins and outs of this digital wild west, where the Klem crew lays it all on the line for the gram.
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
What would you do if you were the fat man? In this episode, the sheriffs discuss how they would redirect a runaway station wagon from poor cowboys tied to the tracks by some awful desperado. Will they be able to make the right choices before it's too late, or will their choices be the making of them?
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
In this episode, the sheriffs go in-depth on some kooky conspiracies they read about on the great wide web, while you desperados must listen to their incoherent yapping as punishment for your crimes.
Saturday Jan 06, 2024
Saturday Jan 06, 2024
Welcome to the lockup for the first time ever! In this episode, the sheriffs read and evaluate posts by Reddit outlaws in the online wild west to finally decide once and for all: Are They the Assholes?